Bonie Mary – [Bonie Mary]

Chorus
COME cowe me, minnie, come cowe me;
Come cowe me, minnie, come cowe me;
The hair o’ my arse is grown into my cunt,
And they canna wi to, to mowe me.

1
When Mary can over the Border,
When Mary can over the Border;
As eith ‘twas approachin the Cunt of a hurchin,
Her arse was in sic a disorder.--------

2
But wanton Wattie cam west on’t,
But wanton Wattie cam west on’t,
He did at sae tickle, he left nae as meikle
‘S a spider wad bigget a nest on ‘t.----

3
And was nae Wattie a Clinker,
He mow’d frae the Queen to the tinkler,
Then sat down, in grief, like a Macedon chief
For want o’ mae warlds to conquer.---------

4
And O, what a jewel was Mary!
And O, what a jewel was Mary!
Her face it was fine, her bosom divine,
And her cunt it was theekit wi glory.--------
Come cowe &c.--------